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Recreational
THIS... IS... STUPID
U.S. Official No. 1145802
Not yet on Master's MateType
Recreational
Flag
USALength
22.9 m
Beam
4.9 m
Draft
1.2 m
First reported
Jun 2026
AIS reports
1
THIS... IS... STUPID is an American 22.9-metre pleasure craft. THIS... IS... STUPID has a 4.9 m beam and a 1.2-metre draft. She's on record as U.S. official number 1145802. THIS... IS... STUPID is invited to the free Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network, where cruisers keep each other safe.
Free forever · No credit card · for recreational captains
Keep THIS... IS... STUPID looked after — even when you’re not aboard.
Anchor alarms that wake you, a live camera at the dock, and weather you can trust before every run.
Look after her — claim free →Takes 60 seconds · Your data stays yours · Built by cruisers, for cruisers
Wherever THIS... IS... STUPID roams, you're never out there alone.
Thousands of cruisers on the Master's Mate Network — ready to help the moment something goes wrong.
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Joining the Safety Initiative Network doesn't just put THIS... IS... STUPID on the map. It hands you the full bridge:
Anchor Watch
GPS-precise drag alarms that actually wake you — and your whole crew. Sleep through the night.
Onboard Cameras
Watch your boat from anywhere — live feeds and 24h recording, straight from your gateway.
Weather & Routing
GRIB wind, swell & current on the chart. Plan passages with ETA-calibrated forecasts per leg.
Worldwide Charts
Navionics-grade vector charts, satellite & raster overlays, online or off. Your whole cruising ground.
Systems Monitoring
Batteries, bilge, tanks, Victron & NMEA 2000 telemetry — your whole boat on one dashboard.
Live AIS & Traffic
See every vessel around you in real time. Closest-approach warnings before they matter.
Distress Mesh
Mayday & Pan-Pan that ripple out to nearby cruisers — a watch network that has your back.
Hail Any Captain
A verified captains directory + direct hailing. Reach the boat next to you, or across the bay.
Claim THIS... IS... STUPID and switch it all on
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About THIS... IS... STUPID
What kind of vessel is THIS... IS... STUPID?
THIS... IS... STUPID is a Recreational flagged to United States of America.
What is THIS... IS... STUPID's U.S. Official No.?
THIS... IS... STUPID's U.S. Official No. is 1145802.
How big is THIS... IS... STUPID?
THIS... IS... STUPID is about 22.9 m long, 4.9 m on the beam, drawing 1.2 m.
Is THIS... IS... STUPID on the Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network?
Not yet. If THIS... IS... STUPID is your boat, you can claim it free and join the Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network (MMSIn).
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