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The Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network (MMSIn) — like AAA for the ocean, but free & community-driven. Cruisers keeping each other safe: anchor-drag & distress alerts, a verified captains directory, and a watch network that has your back.
Recreational
YOU'RE KIDDING ME
U.S. Official No. 1234496
Not yet on Master's MateType
Recreational
Flag
USALength
14.7 m
Beam
4.9 m
Draft
2.1 m
Hull ID
JRZ48127H708
First reported
Jun 2026
AIS reports
1
YOU'RE KIDDING ME is an American 14.7-metre pleasure boat. Below, she has a 4.9 m beam and a draft of 2.1 m. Her papers read U.S. official number 1234496. Give YOU'RE KIDDING ME the backing of the Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network — free, and a fleet that has her back.
Free forever · No credit card · for recreational captains
Keep YOU'RE KIDDING ME looked after — even when you’re not aboard.
Anchor alarms that wake you, a live camera at the dock, and weather you can trust before every run.
Look after her — claim free →Takes 60 seconds · Your data stays yours · Built by cruisers, for cruisers
Wherever YOU'RE KIDDING ME roams, you're never out there alone.
Thousands of cruisers on the Master's Mate Network — ready to help the moment something goes wrong.
Free with your claim · for recreational captains
The most powerful cruising platform ever built — yours, free.
Joining the Safety Initiative Network doesn't just put YOU'RE KIDDING ME on the map. It hands you the full bridge:
Anchor Watch
GPS-precise drag alarms that actually wake you — and your whole crew. Sleep through the night.
Onboard Cameras
Watch your boat from anywhere — live feeds and 24h recording, straight from your gateway.
Weather & Routing
GRIB wind, swell & current on the chart. Plan passages with ETA-calibrated forecasts per leg.
Worldwide Charts
Navionics-grade vector charts, satellite & raster overlays, online or off. Your whole cruising ground.
Systems Monitoring
Batteries, bilge, tanks, Victron & NMEA 2000 telemetry — your whole boat on one dashboard.
Live AIS & Traffic
See every vessel around you in real time. Closest-approach warnings before they matter.
Distress Mesh
Mayday & Pan-Pan that ripple out to nearby cruisers — a watch network that has your back.
Hail Any Captain
A verified captains directory + direct hailing. Reach the boat next to you, or across the bay.
Claim YOU'RE KIDDING ME and switch it all on
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About YOU'RE KIDDING ME
What kind of vessel is YOU'RE KIDDING ME?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME is a Recreational flagged to United States of America.
What is YOU'RE KIDDING ME's U.S. Official No.?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME's U.S. Official No. is 1234496.
How big is YOU'RE KIDDING ME?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME is about 14.7 m long, 4.9 m on the beam, drawing 2.1 m.
Is YOU'RE KIDDING ME on the Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network?
Not yet. If YOU'RE KIDDING ME is your boat, you can claim it free and join the Master's Mate Safety Initiative Network (MMSIn).
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